Inspiration from Amish Chatterjee and James Lipton...

In a recent interview conducted with Amish Chatterjee, a local food truck vendor, I concluded by asking him what his favorite curse word was. While walking home, my mind began wandering back to "Inside the Actor's Studio," a television show on Bravo, hosted by James Lipton. At the end of each segment, Lipton ends with his famous 10 questions, stolen from famous French journalist Bernard Pivot.

I know this has probably been done a million times, but I've never done it so bear with me.

1. What is your favorite word?

Yes.

2. What is your least favorite word?

No.

3. What turns you on?

Anything that has been deep fried.

4. What turns you off?

The inability to laugh.

5. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck. Or cunt. Both are so versatile!

(Check out what Natalie Portman had to say, it's brilliant!)

6. What sound or noise do you love?

Dog's barking.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

Silence.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Trophy wife.

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

Anything that would place me a cubicle.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Sorry, hell is one floor down.

Now it's your turn to answer....!